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🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA· 3 Jul 2026

Kolbe and Willemse Hit 50 Caps; Pollard Left Out for England

Rassie names a 23 so experienced it has its own parking spot at Ellis Park.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ENGLAND· 3 Jul 2026

Borthwick Benches Pollock; Fin Smith Gets the Keys

Marcus Smith on the aux cable as England pick experience for the altitude.

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🇳🇿 NEW ZEALAND· 3 Jul 2026

Rennie Hands Ruben Love the No 10; Beauden Barrett Left Out

Two Hurricanes debutants, Savea at 8, and a nation staying perfectly calm.

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🇫🇷 FRANCE· 3 Jul 2026

Penaud Returns; Poirot Un-Retires After 2,449 Days

An all-Bordeaux halfback pairing and a captain called Lucu head to Christchurch.

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