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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ SOUTH AFRICA

Springboks Put 80 on the Barbarians

An 80–31 dismantling that pathologists ruled 'lawful, beautiful, entirely avoidable.'

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πŸ‡«πŸ‡· FRANCE

Dupont Out β€” France Lights Candles, Everyone Else Lights Cigars

The world's best player withdraws from the Nations Championship. Coaches everywhere rejoice.

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πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ NEW ZEALAND

Hurricanes Hammer the Chiefs 60-5

Savea named captain, Rennie takes over β€” and the Chiefs' defence is still missing.

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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ SOUTH AFRICA

Rassie 'Satisfied'; England Told to Pack Oxygen for Ellis Park

The building blocks are in place. They're 1,750 metres above sea level.

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Kuhle Cookie's take on the Springboks
Transition from rugby to comedy
Chilli Boy's doping controversy
Springboks dominate against Ireland
Dominating the scrums
JamJam's comedic influences
Springboks' family values

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